Back When We Were Famous

Life was a bitch, and then you died. That had been his motto for sev­eral years now, and he could not see any rea­son for aban­don­ing it. He was two pay­ments behind on the car, Bell Canada was threat­en­ing to dis­con­nect his phone, his wife had left last year, he was trapped in a dead­end job with­out a future; he was $1500 over­drawn at the bank, and his trans­mis­sion had gone clunk on the way to work that morn­ing. Life was truly a bitch, and
then you died.

He slouched in the easy chair, and tried to relax. He picked up the news­pa­per that was lying beside the chair and started to scan the head­lines. “Major Oil Spill Threat­ens Coast!” “Stock­bro­ker Con­victed of Insider Trad­ing!” “Drug Epi­demic Sweeps Through Nation!” “Bad Crack Kills 19” “Pay Equity Snarls Courts!” “Abor­tion Issue Back on Hot­seat!” None of the head­lines did their job and induced him to read fur­ther. Instead, he real­ized that he was regard­ing them with a strange sort of apa­thy; almost as if he had a numb­ness to them. Have I got­ten cyn­i­cal and heart­less? he asked him­self. What type of per­son have I become?

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